AHEM

You're going to have to stop if you're really in this for the both of us, and want me to sacrifice the last thing I hold precious. If it's a usual, round-about with anyone ordeal for you, that's going to depersonalize it for me, which is not cool, and make me feel cheap, not to mention afraid for my own well-being. If I wanted to be with a whore, I could have gotten it over with a long damn time ago. I'm more than willing to remain a prude than to be another check-mark on your list, so get what you can done this month, because after that you'd better start practicing your celibacy.

/rant