CONVO OF THE DAY

Me: Hey Grandma, I made it into that acting program at SMSU

GMa: Well congradulations! I'm gowna hafta bi yew somethin!

Me: Actually, you could deduct some money from what I already owe you.

GMa: Yew owe me money? How much?

Me: $60

GMa: Well, boy, I didn't know you owed me s'much.

Me: That's what you said the last time I told you. And the time before that. In fact, I'll bet you
$10 you'll forget this time.

GMa: Oh no I won't.

(pause)

Me: And you can't write it down either, because I want that 10 bucks.

GMa: What $10?

Me: ....